Mitt “Quit” Romney has suspended his presidential campaign. In an emotional farewell to his fans, he said, “I cannot allow the continuation of my campaign to aid in the surrender to terror.” We did not make that up, HE did. His warmth and wit will be sorely missed in the coming months. Barack Obama shocked his growing fan base by announcing that he has changed his campaign slogan from “Change We Can Believe In” to “Change We Can Believe In.” Said Sen. Obama, “There is one thing that WILL not change, my fellow Americans, and that is my repeated use of the word Change.”
